那幅鸟样, 满嘴废话

Jealousy kills

2012-01-15T01:53:00.004+08:00

Things people would do for games, but not for a living person.

3 full moons

2011-07-16T13:11:00.000+08:00

3 months.

Work.

'There comes a time in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama and the people who created it. Surround yourself with people who make you laugh so hard that you forget the bad and focus solely on the good. After all, life is too short to be anything but happy."

Where are you people? :(

George Linley

2011-04-16T11:33:00.004+08:00

Oh, fondly on the past I dwell,

And oft recall those hours

When, wandering down the shady dell,

We gathered the wild-flowers.

Yes, life then seemed one pure delight,

Tho' now each spot looks drear;

Yet tho' thy smile be lost to sight,

To memory thou art dear.

Oft in the tranquil hour of night,

When stars illume the sky,

I gaze upon each orb of light,

And wish that thou wert by.

Thou art gone from my gaze like a beautiful dream.
And I seek thee in vain by the meadow and stream.

What's in your head?

2011-03-28T00:55:00.001+08:00

You.

Rebellious

2011-03-04T10:21:00.002+08:00

Dear parents: Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar, while Robin Hood was a thief. A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him. Cinderella snuck out of the house at night to attend a party.

Can you blame us? We were taught to rebel since... a young age

One of those days 2

2011-01-25T18:29:00.013+08:00

I'm sad. Why?

1. I lost my only shoes in Adelaide. Its on its way to Victoria, I left it in a rented car.

2. I'm going back to Malaysia in 5 days time. 1 year in Australia is not enough.
3. I hate packing.

4. Games. I keep losing.

5. I got darker. again.

6. I don't know.

One of those days

2011-01-15T13:33:00.004+08:00

You get so frustrated.

You wanna fucking destroy everything you see.

New Year

2011-01-06T14:30:00.011+08:00

How 2010 ended.

Graduated! :)

Made our own turkey dish for Christmas dinner! And get drunk.

Flew around Adelaide on a small plane. Wished I could turn back time and get a flying license instead.

Got close. And then the group just became smaller and smaller as people are going back to where they came from.

Celebrated new year in the most happening city in Australia - Sydney
Got seperated, ended up doing the new year count down with random people!

Good bye 2010. I'll miss you.

Merry Christmas!!

2010-12-25T15:12:00.009+08:00

Merry Christmas!

Adelaide's a dead town when it comes to Christmas.

But that doesn't matter when you have awesome peeps around!

NEW shit

2010-12-06T00:53:00.005+08:00

finally a NEW layout. Awesome, no?

Pointless

2010-11-01T16:24:00.002+08:00

Is like Micheal Jordan scored 100 points

Against a person with no arms.

No News is Good News

2010-09-26T11:19:00.001+08:00

Bye.

Airport encounters

2010-07-05T23:03:00.000+08:00

Hola, I'm in Melbourne now!

Had Shisha after soooo long.

Gonna love the 2 weeks stay over here. :)

Exams are coming

2010-06-20T21:12:00.000+08:00

Can't put 100% focus on those damn books and lecture notes.

If the world would just end tomorrow.

Or at least, my exam hall is destroyed.

FIFA 2010

2010-06-11T21:31:00.008+08:00

What is there not to be love about soocer?

Wait. What?

Hello again

2010-06-10T20:19:00.006+08:00

Random update.

I can't believe there is people out there who is still expecting an update from this good-for-nothing blog.

You know who you are. xoxo.

Hope my next post wouldn't be in another 4 month lah! haha.

Sex Explained Graphically.

2010-02-07T18:54:00.002+08:00

Nice.

Being An Egg Ain’t Easy

2009-07-14T21:17:00.002+08:00

5 Reasons Why It Stinks Being an Egg:

1) You only get laid once.

2) You only get eaten once.

3) It takes you seven minutes to get hard.

4) You have to come in a box with 11 other guys.

5) The only one that ever sits on your face is your mother.

Expectations.

2009-07-13T03:00:00.001+08:00

你想要的我卻不能夠給你我全部,

我能給的卻又不是你想要擁有的.

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Project BRA, Blog Revival Attemp No. 1

2009-07-09T13:22:00.004+08:00

That's how blogging starts. :)

So after neglecting this good for nothing blog for about almost 3 month, I'm quite surprised that there are still a considerable amount of visitors daily. I shall thank you all for your infinite supports.

Hence I shall resume blogging once again, and revive this abandoned blog to it's former glory (which wasn't that glory in the first place.)

But I have nothing much to blog about now, so I promise there will be updates sooner or later k. :D

Economic Crisis

2009-04-16T20:22:00.001+08:00

You know it when it comes...

An update.

2009-04-09T19:48:00.003+08:00

A lot of people had been complaining to me for not updating the blog.

Looks like the sole purpose of me living in this world is to entertain you guys. *cries*

Entertain you guys I shall.

Not.

Busy with assignments currently.

Found something interesting when doing a research on Google though.

I know I don't update much,

that's why must appreciate them okay! =)

You know the economy is bad when...

2009-03-24T19:43:00.002+08:00

.....Bruce Willis has a 2nd job as a Wal-Mart Manager.

Fast And Furious 4

2009-03-19T21:05:00.007+08:00

One movie.

This April 2009.

Bad Boys.

Fast cars.

Hot Chick.

Crazy Actions.

The Fast and Furious 4.

New model. Original Parts.

A must catch movie!! Watch it at your nearest cinema.

** For Nuffnangers, Nuffnang is giving out movie premiere tickets for the movie. Click here to see how you can win yourself a pair of tickets.

Not in heaven. yet.

2009-01-20T11:53:00.004+08:00

"New year, new hope, new start?"

What about the existence of the past?

Compared to the past,

I'm still same same.

Life still same same.

Nothing is new.

Am I in 2009? =.=

Rotted for 2 month.

1 more month to go.

Anyone wanna go scuba diving with me at Niagara Falls? =D
(Just joking. *giggles*. wtf.)

我总不能正经, 24小时搞笑. 做太多过度无聊的事.

Happy 2009.

2009-01-05T23:07:00.002+08:00

Early sign if your son is gay. (Imagine discover that on new year itself.)

Do something before is too late. Act right.

Feeding children with lollipops are not advisable either.

Happy New Year people. I know I'm late by 5 days. But better late than never right.

2008 had been a typical year I've lived throughout every year.

Shit happens. Good things happen. And then shit happens again. So every year it ended up shitty. I call this the shit-happens-cycle. Wtf.

This post is not an emo post. Is just to prove that I'm still alive in this world - this very happening world, where shit happens.

Merry Belated Christmas

2008-12-27T12:23:00.003+08:00

Christmas was amazingly sucks this year.

Not orgasmic at all.

Christmas.

A day where Santa Claus sneak into little kids' rooms.

Leaving his lonely wife in north pole masturbating.

He's a fucking pedophile.

A devious old drunk.

Stick a Christmas tree up his ass,

Ho ho, Fucking Ho.

Santa Claus, I'll be a good boy in 2009. =)
(As long you get me that remote.)

Random

2008-12-19T10:39:00.003+08:00

Sometimes, I just felt my life is exactly how my car runs.
(go figure out yourself what am I trying to say.)

Memories.

2008-12-16T10:45:00.000+08:00

Sorry for the lack of update. Outstation for the past few day.

Just feel like posting this picture because I actually did some effect on it!!

So bangga cause I'm an epic noob in photo editing.

Food for Thought

2008-12-08T19:16:00.002+08:00

Have you ever wondered,

if your mom,

kissed you goodnight,

after giving your dad,

a blow job?

You are now.

A Moment with my Kakiis

2008-12-04T16:47:00.008+08:00

Gunung Mat Cincang, 701m above sea level is where we hang out. =)

If you're wondering how we took a group picture on top of a hill with no one around,

13 ordinary brains came up with an extraordinary idea.

We hanged the camera on a tree.

Yes, on a tree. Credits to mother nature.

Being a bunch of football lovers, do notice the football we brought along.

The trip uphill wasn't that easy. It was raining quite heavily. We almost got lost. twice. =.=

Mountain hiking with slippers on. How about a round of applause?

Of cause we don't hang out on top of the mountain every time.

Face painting hanging out session.

Emo session.

Beach side hanging out.

Birthday celebration session.

What if your kakkiis/buddies never be there every time whenever you need them to be?

With kakiis, they connect all your buddies into a circle of friends, sharing pictures and videos thus getting latest from friends even though you've migrated to Mars.

I'm gonna connect them all, because they're all my buddies. =)

And I got the best buddies around.

Camera, Lights, Action.

2008-11-26T18:29:00.003+08:00

Sorry for the lack of action in Bloggywood,
because I went for the new James Bond audition in Hollywood.

wtf.

Sorry for the lack of updates. Readers dropping like stock market in 1997. Government should implement the monetary and fiscal policy. wtf econs.

My finals had finally ended. Did badly i guess. Can't wait for the result to come out. And get screwed hard hard in the ass. T__T.

The end of a nightmare, a new beginning of another nightmare.

So yea, I'm back to my lifeless life. And will be updating the blog more frequently. depends.

I'm back to kiss ass babeh!!!

Who Am I?

2008-11-18T08:00:00.002+08:00

Failure.

Weak.

Lost.

862,378,423,234 random thoughts is going through my ordinary yet complicated brain.

A feeling of nausea from lack of sleep and stress.

Feel like a living dead.

Was looking into the mirror,

Image of someone, I saw.

Who? Me?

I don't know..................

Felt that I'm changing into someone else.

I thought I know myself well.

Not anymore.

Who am I?

Girls.

2008-11-15T22:27:00.008+08:00

....................... (Gemala, 2008)

You say us guys are creatures with twisted minds.
I say you girls are complicated creations.

You're beautiful.
You're nice.
You're indescribable.

But I don't understand you.

If I say someone else is thin. You'll say I'm hinting you're fat.
If I say someone else is fat. You'll say I'm mean.
If I say someone else is pretty. You'll get jealous.
If I say you are pretty. You'll say you're not.

If I talk to a girl. You'll get jealous.
If you talk to a guy. I'm not suppose to feel anything.
If I'm flirting. You'll call me a player.
If you're flirting. You're socializing.

If I say I'm good at something. You'll say its nothing
If I say I'm lousy. You'll laugh at me.
If I say you're good at something. You'll say I'm lousy.
If I say you're lousy. You'll get angry.

Girl.

I don't know what to do with you.

But without you. I dont know what life will be..

DIY Elf Ears

2008-11-08T23:56:00.003+08:00

The girl in the picture look like copykate. O.O!

Wait, that's not the point.

~~Stare at the boobs.~~

Check out the elf ears.

I was wondering is there anyone with such ears exist in the world. So I've went googling about the existence of such ears.

There's actually ear surgeries to modify our normal average boring looking ears into something like this.

But we know that surgeries means spending money right?

So why not make the ears with our own bare hands. =D

Find a pair of scissors. The sharper the better. The scissors you have from kindergarten should be fine.
Rub some alcohol on the ear. Take a few shots.
Ask yourself, “Do I really want elf ears?” If the answer is no, repeat step 2, possibly alternating shots and bong hits. If both doesn't work go try ecstasy pills.
Cut a triangular chunk out of your upper ear. You should be bleeding at this point.
Sterilize a needle with a lighter, thread with fishing line or yarn, and sew your ear back together in the desired shape.
Put some tape around your ear to hold it together and prevent strain on the stitches.
Repeat steps 4 through 6 for the other ear.
Take a picture, preferably topless.
If you are a chick, send me that picture. If you are a dude, throw it away, I don’t care about your elf ears.
If you are hot, I will marry you.
Change your name to Zelda.

TA-DA!!, u should get something like this.

Kids, do try this at home if you don't have any money, and u wish to have elf ears.

Follow the guide, and u shall get a satisfactory result.

I shall not be held responsible for malfunctioning of the ears.

The guide was found here.

Random

2008-11-05T20:43:00.005+08:00

My final examination is coming up next.

Fooling around throughout the semester.

~~Time for a change.~~

I need to change. >.<

Face the book every single day.

(Face book Not Facebook. )

Wont be updating much.

~~I don't update much by the way~~.

Give me all your luck if you don't need any. Thank you. =)

Dumb Fuck.

2008-11-03T19:23:00.003+08:00

To my beloved University:

I won't freaking rant about how de-motivated I am to study, how shit was the assignments I've submitted that it probably went into the lecturer's rubbish bin already. Because I just feel like complaining about other stuffs.

MY TUTOR SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK!!!!
SHE SUCKS LIKE HOW A PROSTITUTE SUCKS A DOG'S DICK!!
(basically the tutor suck.)

You know how we have assignments and small test throughout the semester right. Those were external marks to be added into our final exam's result.

Now, is almost the end of our semester. However. My smart ass tutor lost track of our marks. Apparently the data stored was lost or whatever (I don't care what was reason.).

What Da Fuck?!?!

HOW CAN SHE FUCKING LOST SUCH IMPORTANT DATA?

AND NOW THE DUMB FUCK MALAY FEMALE TUTOR (note: I'm not sexist nor racist.) WANTS US TO BRING BACK THE TEST PAPER SHE GRADED PREVIOUSLY TO RE-RECORD THE MARKS.

WTF!!!!

Aren't they suppose to have backups? When we student lost our assignments due to some computer error or whatever, we students who got blamed for our own fault not backup-ing the file or having virus in the system we were using.

WTF!!! (again.)

But I can't possibly tell all this to my tutor right? She probably fail me. =.="

IS SO UNFAIR!!!! T________________T!!!

The problem now is, how am i suppose to look for the test papers I've got back gazillion years ago.

I'm an angry beast now. Touch me. And I'll rape ur anus. Good bye.

2008-10-31T15:17:00.004+08:00

Is amazing discovering the different kind of people in this world.

I just find this particular individual quite amusing. =P

Sometimes.

Happy Deepavali.

2008-10-27T20:57:00.003+08:00

Disclaimer: This post has no intention of offending anyone, any race, any religion or anything.

HAPPY DEEPAVALI

TO ALL MY INDIANS BROTHERS FROM ANOTHER MOTHER.

AND BROTHERS WHO CELEBRATES DEEPAVALI AS WELL.

=)

A msn conversation months ago with my beloved indian friend Sutesh.

5ut3s# says:

i am here

5ut3s# says:

ur buddha

| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:

apa sal buddha saya begitu hitam ni..

| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:

babi ah.. =D

5ut3s# says:

sohai

5ut3s# says:

real buddha actually was black as fuck

5ut3s# says:

cause he was from india

5ut3s# says:

not china

5ut3s# says:

after centuries

5ut3s# says:

u ppl modify his image made him fairier

5ut3s# says:

so dont simply think buddha is yellow

5ut3s# says:

his actually BLACK

5ut3s# says:

dont mess

| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:

OMWTFBBQ..................................................................

| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:

i forgot that..

| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:

you even noe more about my religion..

| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:

you rock la brother..

| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:

i noe hindu, the god looks like elephant.. from jungle ah?

| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:

=.="

5ut3s# says:

no no

5ut3s# says:

actually normal head

5ut3s# says:

but then i dont know why the fuck

5ut3s# says:

got elephant

Buddha is black afterall. o.O!!

Thank you my Indian friend.

Because of your race.

We have more public holiday!

I May Be Wrong

2008-10-21T19:40:00.004+08:00

We were always given choices in life. To decide. Left turn or right turn. A choice where we might ended up getting hurt.

Some people choose to not decide at all, afraid of what lies ahead.

Most of the people will say, "Not to do decide at all, time will decide itself. What if you make a wrong choice? Ignorance is a bliss. bla bla bla."

But I've made a choice. Taking the risk.

And I've never regretted what I've decided so far.

The only thing I've regretted is there are things that I've choose not to decide.

Despite getting hurt sometimes, things often turns out not as bad as you think after all.

Is like an achievement in life. Being satisfied with our own decision.

See? it wouldn't been that bad.

I am still here

2008-10-20T06:45:00.000+08:00

Good morning~ Haven been updating something interesting lately.

And now no one reads it anymore.

*cries and run around in pentagon shape*

Waking up in the early morning to finish up my assignment. Class starting in 3 hours time.

I hate assignments. (It's like 3982723485 times I'm telling everyone this.)

I hate classes.

I hate school.

Because is just so............... daily?

And complaining has been my daily routine. >.<

Back to work. kthxbai.

I hate, I love.

2008-10-14T20:29:00.008+08:00

Love, Hate?

I Hate:

·Myself

When I swore I will start my "bertaubat" program, I ended up slacking.
That's why I'm here. Blogging.

·Assignments.

I have been so busy these days. Making love with assignments.
I barely have time for myself.
I don't have the time to love myself anymore. wtf.

·Brainless Idiots on the road

I am not brainless nor idiot. I'm just reckless. =X

I'm talking about those people who don't know how to drive properly.

SIMPLY CUT LINE NO SIGNAL.

WORSE, lim pek slow down for him to cut, the fellow slowed down as well because he was too afraid to cut.

AND WHEN I DECIDED NOT TO LET HIM CUT, HE FREAKING CUT INTO THE LANE AND ALMOST BANG ME.

·My Neighbours. Both of them.

Imagine sleeping at 6am, and you got the drilling noises right beside your ears at 8am.
I swear the noise makes me thinks that actually there is something inside my head drilling.
Can't they freaking bomb it instead of drilling? =.=

·Certain races.

I'm racist. Screw me.
I'm so racist that I even hate my own race. Chinese.
Sometimes they're just so inconsiderate.
Don't ask me why. Because i said so.

Enough for the hating.

Love is in the air anyway. Because I Got You.

You know who you are. =)

Simple. Quick. Out.

2008-10-07T16:09:00.011+08:00

Class started and is so no fun because assignment due dates are catching up. Because I'm not running. (Lol wtf. lame. =.=)

A little update on what I've been doing during my holidays.

Being a little gay.

Erm. Maybe a little more gay-er.

Meeting Anis from Penang. And a small gathering of a few bloggers.
And I let a 15 year old girl drove my car that night. Almost died. =.=

Celebrated our secondary school friend's belated birthday. A detailed post here.

House bunny premiere.

Makan babi bersama-sama dengan acey, wetwetwater, sherry dan su ling.

Liquor is spelled Likeur in Win Keat's dictionary.

Back to assignments. kthxbai.

House Bunny Premiere Screening

2008-10-02T09:19:00.012+08:00

Thanks CopyKate for the ticket.

Thanks ChrissThoo, CathyC, SuperWilson for the photos.

Thanks Nuffnang for the event.

Woke up at 9am to wake Sherry up. Unfortunately, her phone was being stupid and I can't reach her.

So the day started with me YELLING IN FRONT OF SHERRY'S HOUSE. =D

Is not fun ya know. Standing under the hot sun for almost 15 minutes and keep yelling Sherry's name. Her neighbor came out, saw me yelling, I apologized, but she said it was okay. So a lot of guys must have done the same thing too i guess. XD

Being a vain fellow like me. I went to cut my hair ~~because sherry asked me to~~ just to look good for the Nuffnang gathering later.

When I was cutting my hair, a cute girl came into the saloon. At that time, something between my leg was vibrating like mad. It was the phone.

CathyC the barbarian sms-ed my phone. Unable to reply the message because I can't reach the phone in my pants. Then, being such an adorable barbarian, she spammed some more and the phone which was between my leg, vibrated more. XD

Pick up Sherry and met up with Kelvin a.k.a WetWetWater and CathyC at the Curve.

Italiannies is where we had lunch.

RedBox is where we had fun.

Sherry on the right.

Kelvin on the left.

Yours truly. I'm the guy btw. =.=

Pics were all stolen from CathyC's blog. That's why all the pictures contain her ~~ugly~~ face.

Went for a dinner gathering at Manhattan Fish Market. CathyC went off to join her friends for dinner.

Kelvin and Mua

SuperWilson, Sherry, Zoe

ChrisThoo, EV, SuperWilson, Sherry, Zoe

Went to collect the tickets after the dinner. Bunch of bloggers already having their camwhore festival started.

(Cheez, ChrissThoo, CathyC, Sherry, EV, Zoe, SuperWilson, Karena, Ren)
I iz the camera man. T_T!!

Ringo from MDG and EV.

Me acting chio posing wif the pink house bunny bag and CathyC.

Me, Sherry, Zoe, Chris.

Me and Sherry.

The Movie.

A very enjoyable bimbotic movie. Recommended. Rate it 7/10 because not enough bunnies in action la. XD

Slow Mo

2008-09-29T09:53:00.002+08:00

Saw this picture.

Look at the amount of program he opened. No wonder he got the ads. LOL.

Next Week

2008-09-25T09:12:00.005+08:00

will be my holiday! Finally.

For almost 3 month, waking up at 9am and get ready for class is a total pain in the ass. Every single time I step into the class, I wish that classmates of mine would tell me the lecturer fell into a drain and got washed away therefore class canceled wtf. Class is so boring can?

I know classes are meant for you to learn something new and all, but heck, I'm losing the interest of going class already. Every time stepping into the class at 10am, everyone will be sitting quietly waiting for the lecturer to enter. I've NEVER ever seen any of my classmates in uni this semester goofing around before. Only study, study, study.

Okay i know my class isn't that bad. But is just too boring. I don't mind being chased by bunch of stray dogs whenever i go out rather then rotting in class, dreaming about absolute nothingness (wtf is there such word?)

I get pissed off easily lately.

Got back my test result recently. This friend of mine scored quite good result, and he saw my result as well. Another friend came by and ask how was our result.

&@*#%. You know what he answered?

"Oh, I did quite badly la. But at least I'm a lot better than those people who scored lower than me."

KNN. And he look at me and say sorry after that. If I were given some sort of power, I would have turn his wee wee into a pussy.

I was so pissed of okay, maybe it wasn't done intentionally, but the feeling sucks ya know, being embarrassed in front of a friend.

Uhhhh, maybe I should just start preparing for my finals before more of my friends would be laughing at me if I were to retake the same paper next semester.

Damn, I'm dying.

Just a piece of me.

2008-09-23T21:48:00.002+08:00

Okay people. Sorry for the lack of updates. Sent my CPU for repair. In the mean time. A video to entertain you people.

Most of the girls like muscular don't they? Check out the video and you girls out there would prefer a skinny dude like me instead. XD

Went for the Mama Mia premiere screening, shall blog update as soon as i start stealing photos from everyone. XD

A good news

2008-09-18T19:45:00.007+08:00

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm feeling excited,
Because I'm going for the Mama Mia premiere screening Wooohooooo~!!

"Mama Mia, I got the tickets!! My my, how can I thank you?"

Thank you Nuffnang. =)

Very Beautiful Lady Boy

2008-09-14T12:32:00.011+08:00

~~I think I'm falling in love with transgenders aka tranny.~~

After reading my previous post, a friend of mine sent me an e-mail of a very beautiful tranny which millions of ~~perverted~~ guys would die for her.

Introducing.

Real Name: Treechada Marnyaporn
Nickname: Nong Poy
Height : 171 cm
Weight : 48 kg
Measurement: 33 – 24 – 36
Occupation : Actress, Singer, Model
Awards received:
Miss Tiffany 2004
Miss International Queen 2004

Poy, a Thai, changing sex at the age of 17, enjoyed high reputation in Thailand since winning Miss Tiffany Competition (some sort of tranny beauty contest). During one of her interview, she tell her story after having sex changing operation. She won the crown of Miss Tiffany beauty contest at the age of 19.

During a talk show, she said that when she was small, she used to think of becoming a girl, but in-front of her parents, she had to pretend as a man. She felt disgusted of her ‘male organ’, so at the age of 17, she went for the sex change surgery and since that, she felt as if she is a new born.

Recently, Poy is promoting some slimming products and has taken some sexy photo shots in Thailand. Her reputation keeps on growing as she has been a hot topics on the Internet among those South East Asians.

Let me read your mind.

"She is not a tranny, she is not a tranny, she is not a tranny. Nooooooooo!!!"

More pics. XD!!

Anyone interested of flying to ~~Bang cock~~ Bangkok to meet her?

Beautiful Men

2008-09-11T09:41:00.006+08:00

Whenever we see a ugly girl who look like a guy, sound like a guy, walk like a guy, ~~pee like a guy~~, we call them "ah gua" aka transgenders aka tranny.

Whenever we see a hot chick who look like a hot chick, sound like a hot chick, walk like a hot chick, we call them hot chick.

But you never know until the day you get into their pants. XD!!

And maybe one day, I shall win the crown of being the most beautiful tranny ever. XD

Photopshoped by darling JunJun-Riko.

Not an ordinary day

2008-09-06T11:37:00.024+08:00

While rushing my assignment on Sunday midnight, Sherry message me whether I'm free on Monday which is a public holiday. She invited me to join a few other blogger for breakfast and a visit to PAWS after that. Being ~~lifeless~~ nice, I agreed.

Tired. Slept at 4am. Woke up at 8am to wake Sherry up. Called her phone until she wakes up. However, both of us snoozed off after that. We rock, I know. ~~Unfortunately~~ Luckily both of my neighbor were renovating their house, thanks to the BAM BOOM BAM WAM RAM, I woke up. Who the hell renovates their house on a public holiday!! =.=

Was about 30 minutes late when we arrived at Coffee Bean for breakfast. However, both of us were still the earliest to reach. Malaysian's timing rock my socks.

The cup which is as big as a bowl.

Met up with Zoe, Suling and Yee Hou.

Have not been to any breakfast session with people since I-don't-know-when-but-definitely-a-long-time. Had a good time talking, gossiping, bitching about a lot a lot of stuffs.

Headed to PAWS about 12. Yee Hou is the driver for the day.

Su, Sherry, Zoe

Nuffnang's banner.

PAWS

Amazingly is open during public holiday as well.

A dog.

Another dog.

More dogs/bitches.

The only monkey in PAWS.

And the monkey's imaginary partner.

Pussy cat.

Some human pics before you guys start humping the stray dogs outside.

Molesting the puppy while Zoe waits for her turn.

I pity the puppy.

Yee Hou trying to get himself a puppy too.

Enjoying the show.

Can't control myself anymore.

A group pic.

Posers.

So people, why buy pets from pet shops while you can get cheap and economical pets at PAWS?

Outdated.

2008-09-02T19:20:00.012+08:00

As what the titles say, this so called update is outdated. Went for Don't Mess With the Zohan premiere screening in cineleisure 2 weeks ago. Thank you sherry for the invitation.

At first we wered told the screening time was 9 or was it 8? Whatever. We were 1 hour earlier for the screening. Since some of the people didn't have their dinner, so we went Bubba Gump Shrimp. They serve cocktails, woohoo~ alcohol.

Ze Place

Ze girl. Sherry and Zoe

Ze Gays - Sam and Calvyn
Please tell me you notice their shirt. ZOMGWTFBBQ the gayness.

Ze magic cup~

Sorry no picture of ~~your sexy, hot, handsome, cute, macho~~ me because no one took picture of me!! Sad story la ya know.

You wanna see my face don't you?

Awwwww...

Nahh, here's a group pic... with me included of course.. =)

Ze Group.

As usual, late for movie again. XD!! Miss out ze advertisements, movie traliers and all.. =(

But enjoyed the movie, rate it 9/10, because is so my type of movie la. Too bad the bloody MCB (Malaysian censorship board) censored the funny scenes.

I recommend you people out there to ~~buy pirated DVD la~~ support orginal DVD and watch the censored version of it. Is for your own good okay? wtf.

Okay, disco break. Outta here.

Disco~ disco good~ Gooood~, Disco~ disco~ Good~ GOoood~

Pain. Period.

2008-08-29T17:22:00.007+08:00

No. I'm not having period you sickos.

I can't find the male version of this pic.

Having a terrible horrible vegetable stomach pain.

Been lying on my bed for the past 2 hours.

As if I'm about to give birth to 8 children at the same time. OMG THE PAIN. T_T

Title: A Case of Constipation.
Here I sit

Brokenhearted

Tried to shit

But only farted

Title: Inspirations.
I came here

To shit and stink,

But all I do

Is sit and think.

Don't give me advices like "just go to the toilet and let everything out la".

I would have been okay if the pain could just go away by 'letting everything out'.

Title: Mighty Finger.
Here I lie in stinky vapor,

Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,

Shall I lie, or shall I linger,

Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Title: Lau Sai.
You’re lucky

You had your chance

I tried to fart,

And shit my pants!

I'm going out tonight. Oh Buddha, please bless me with clean toilets everywhere. Toilet paper included.

No, I am not gonna shit in my pants.

Any suggestion to stop the stomachache?

My anus gonna burst soon. It's already on fire.

My last resort.

P/S: If you think the poems are familiar, it is because is a complete rip off from somebody else. =)

Class Groove

2008-08-27T11:26:00.004+08:00

Just a little update.

My classes iz very da boooooooooring

END

Mamma Mia! The Movie

2008-08-24T12:30:00.006+08:00

How can i resist a blockbuster stage musical seen by more than 30 million people in 170 cities and eight different languages, filled with songs performed by ABBA.

The best part, Nuffnang is giving out free premiere movie ticket to all Nuffnangers. How can I resist free stuffs.

"Mamma mia, here I go again. My, my, how can I resist you?"

I've listened to ABBA's song since i was young. It was the only oldies that I love till now.

Enchanted was the latest musical movie I've watched and I find it rather interesting. Missed out a few other musical movie like Sweeney Todd and Hairspray because there wasn't any friend of mine would enjoy a musical thing like how I did.

After watching the Mama Mia! movie trailer countless time in the cinema, I know that I'm gonna love this movie.

Check out the trailer yo!

Charity Bazaar at Summit USJ

2008-08-21T17:37:00.013+08:00

Sorry for the lack of updates, ~~was busy studying.~~ was busy watching Olympics. Hey, you can't expect me to miss out one of the greatest event that only happens once in four years right? right?

Back to point, so on Sunday, a charity bazaar thingy was organized by Rotary Club of USJ in Summit USJ.
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Okay, anyway, I'm suppose to deliver 200 packets of chicken rice to Summit before 10 o'clock.

So obviously i need someone to help me carry the 200 packets of chicken rice.

Asked Andrew for help, and hope he could drive his car which is bigger than mine.

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| PhDr3w | Pool should be an olympic sport =) says:

i no car tmr

| PhDr3w | Pool should be an olympic sport =) says:

guess we're using urs

| PhDr3w | Pool should be an olympic sport =) says:

| mr. weng | 快乐时候闹闹, 难过时候抱抱.. says:

hmm.. anything..

| PhDr3w | Pool should be an olympic sport =) says:

lol..

| PhDr3w | Pool should be an olympic sport =) says:

nvm la

| PhDr3w | Pool should be an olympic sport =) says:

or u wanna show skill? i lend kelisa

| PhDr3w | Pool should be an olympic sport =) says:

| mr. weng | 快乐时候闹闹, 难过时候抱抱.. says:

WTF..

| PhDr3w | Pool should be an olympic sport =) says:

u know.. i like that idea

| PhDr3w | Pool should be an olympic sport =) says:

SERIOUSLY

| PhDr3w | Pool should be an olympic sport =) says:

WANT ANOT!!!

| PhDr3w | Pool should be an olympic sport =) says:

I WANT!!! LOLOLOL

| mr. weng | 快乐时候闹闹, 难过时候抱抱.. says:

how the fuck you wanna put in

| PhDr3w | Pool should be an olympic sport =) says:

we stack all the way to the top

| PhDr3w | Pool should be an olympic sport =) says:

sure can fit 1

| PhDr3w | Pool should be an olympic sport =) says:

trust my instincts LOL

| mr. weng | 快乐时候闹闹, 难过时候抱抱.. says:

i think if oyu leave 0 space inside the car.. also not enough

| mr. weng | 快乐时候闹闹, 难过时候抱抱.. says:

wan bet?

| mr. weng | 快乐时候闹闹, 难过时候抱抱.. says:

your instinct got us lost in bangi remember?

| mr. weng | 快乐时候闹闹, 难过时候抱抱.. says:

=.=

| PhDr3w | Pool should be an olympic sport =) says:

your car or kelisa?

| PhDr3w | Pool should be an olympic sport =) says:

EH my instinct GOT us there JUST in time

| mr. weng | 快乐时候闹闹, 难过时候抱抱.. says:

=.=

| mr. weng | 快乐时候闹闹, 难过时候抱抱.. says:

but.. 200.. in one kelisa.. omfg..

| PhDr3w | Pool should be an olympic sport =) says:

250~

| mr. weng | 快乐时候闹闹, 难过时候抱抱.. says:

200 easier to type.. =.=

| PhDr3w | Pool should be an olympic sport =) says:

LOL

| PhDr3w | Pool should be an olympic sport =) says:

lazy omg

| mr. weng | 快乐时候闹闹, 难过时候抱抱.. says:

200 inside a keliasa.. sure look like the kereta sampah la

| mr. weng | 快乐时候闹闹, 难过时候抱抱.. says:

=.=

| PhDr3w | Pool should be an olympic sport =) says:

eh.. it'll look COOL weih

| PhDr3w | Pool should be an olympic sport =) says:

i swear sam's face would be like WTF O.O

| PhDr3w | Pool should be an olympic sport =) says:

aiya take ur car oni la LOL

| mr. weng | 快乐时候闹闹, 难过时候抱抱.. says:

take my car only la..

| PhDr3w | Pool should be an olympic sport =) says:

kkkkk ><

| mr. weng | 快乐时候闹闹, 难过时候抱抱.. says:

kelisa.. omfg.. i cant believe you said that

| mr. weng | 快乐时候闹闹, 难过时候抱抱.. says:

=.=

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So ended up using my car, since there is no way fitting 200 packets of chicken rice in a kelisa.
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The Chickens~

60 out of the 200 packets of chicken rice.

After delivering the chicken rice, walked around the place. I swear to buddha i smell like chicken. =.=

We bought books. XD!!

Small kids, Andrew's favorite.

Karyn was helping out with the event too.

A bigger face of Karyn.

Something caught my eye when i was leaving.

Someone is actually selling fishes in a charity bazaar. Fresh fish anyone?

Nuffnang Gift Ideas contest to JunJun-Riko

2008-08-14T08:44:00.009+08:00

Okay, as usual, I'm a very last minute person, so I'm doing this entry way later then the other bloggers.
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Darling JunJun-Riko gave me a gift few days back.
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It was a belt to prevent my pants from falling meeting really really hot chicks. Therefore, she can keep me all to herself.
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However, although she could get hold of my pants, I realized that I still can't keep my mouth shut and she still think I'm a big flirt because i flirt a lot. =X
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This is why, I'm giving her this gift.

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A brother home sewing machine.
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The purpose of me giving this gift was not for her to sew my dirty underwear.
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But is for her to sew up my mouth. ~~and to sew her mouth if she flirts with other guys.~~
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Therefore i will no longer flirt with anyone anymore. and she'll be the only who can release my stitches.
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I know you're very touched. Bluek.

Living in your own dreamland

2008-08-10T13:21:00.007+08:00

If i were to tell you people out there that all the comments on my blogs were all written by myself, how would you react?

Self-praising on how good is my own post, using multiple accounts to promote my own blog. Telling people how good my blog is.

Pathetic isn't it?

Is like playing scissors, paper, stone with myself.

And the excuses given was I wanted to gave a impact in peoples life through my blog. I wish that more people will benefit in their life by reading my blog. Therefore I've done those pathetic act of self-praising.

Or another excuse i can give is, I wanna make the world a better place with my blog, but people just don't visit my blog. Maybe by having multiple accounts i could reach out to more people.

So what if the self-obsessed, self-praising, self-centered act was gonna be reveal to the world?

Run and hide?

or fight against the world?

Whichever action i choose, I lose.

Self pawnage.

But what if i choose to face the world, hoping for forgiveness? Will people forgive me?

People are reading the blog because they thought is a good blog since it was recommended by people. But actually I'm manipulating the system.

Is understood that the purpose was to make an impact in people's life, but what can't be tolerate is people are actually being manipulated to read the content.

A blog was meant for people to read on the own will, not being manipulated.

In your opinion, what should be done?

P/S: This post is not referring to anyone in particular. peace. =)

P/S no.2: *removed*

Olympic 2008

2008-08-08T08:37:00.003+08:00

Hi people, Happy 08-08-2008. Today is special ya know?

because there will be no more 08-08-2008 in the future.

because it's a day people go "fat fat fat".

because it's a day where 200 over couples getting married and get to "f**k f**k f**k".

because it's Olympic la!!

Hope there won't be anymore protest during the ceremony.

Imported from Japan

2008-08-07T10:29:00.004+08:00

Well, finally i get to take a picture with a REAL Japanese girl. Thanks to Tan Calvyn .

Despite looking like a typical ah lian or ah beng from sungai wang, she don't behave like them. She's wayyyyyyyy more polite. She said thanks for taking a picture with her okay. O.O

I love Japanese!!

You wouldn't expect a ah beng to say thank you after taking picture with him rite?

The Mummy 3: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

2008-08-01T14:27:00.005+08:00

Yea for once in my life, I get to buy a good seat for a new show in cinema. Normally we ended up sitting the first 3 row to watch a new movie. And we entered the cinema on time, get to watch trailers wei. I haven't watch trailers for a long time in cinema because I'm always late. LOL

However, the movie disappoint me. =(

Story wasn't good enough.

Jet Li as emperor Han. It was good to include Jet Li in the movie. But there was too little action from him.

Isabella Leong as Lin. Speaks fluent English and mandarin. Too cute to be in a blockbuster.

Brendan Fraser as Rick O'Connell and Luke Ford as Alex O'Connell. Brendan Fraser was good. However Luke Ford sucks. You'll laugh your asses off when he speaks mandarin. I thought he was speaking Mars language. His acting was boring.

Compared to the previous The Mummy blockbuster. The Mummy 3 suck big time. like a vacuum.

Back to School

2008-07-29T11:12:00.003+08:00

I'M BACK TO SCHOOL.

BUT I WANT MY HOLIDAY ALREADY!!!

Class was boring.

No one attractive.

Left a very very "good" impression to the lecturer because i was sitting inappropriately. =.=

Can already feel the heavy workload by listening to the lecturer's speeches.

How do i enroll? =/

Life without a mouse.

2008-07-24T13:40:00.007+08:00

Hi friend friend. Guess what? I'm blogging without using a mouse!! Damn proud okay *syok sendiri* =.= Apparently my mouse ran out of battery and I have no extra batteries at home. =(

No, my mouse is not operated by a mouse.

Didn't bother going out to get myself some new batteries. I rather blog without the mouse so i can kill more time because i have too much time to waste.

Is damn time consuming okay, to press the tab button gazillion times to scroll to the picture for me to copy paste pictures. Then press the tab button another million time to start typing out this post.

I ended up wasted 30 minutes of my life to type this post.

Yea, so I'm surfing the net without any clicking. Is damn stupid okay? Imagine you wanted to go to China so badly, however the plane ran out of petrol, then you ended up walking to China.

Anyone wanna donate some batteries to me? T_____T

Sorry for being MIA

2008-07-21T12:00:00.007+08:00

because i was working for the CIA.

I'm sorry for neglecting my blog for so long. Has been really really busy during my holidays. Have been going out with friends almost every single day and i did burnt my wallet a freaking big hole. Went karaoke twice in 3 days. Lunch and dinner. Cybercafe expenses. I'm broke. T___T

Things i haven't accomplished during my holidays.

1. Choose a timetable for my course. I bet I'll be having shitty timetable for this semester as most of the class are full by now.

2.

Ride a pwetty pony.

Playing football in a more challenging way. =)

Riding a horse-cock.

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Not something you expected huh? XD

Still pending

2008-07-14T19:09:00.004+08:00

Okay, sorry for not updating for 243,984,573,840 years. Have been going out everyday since my holiday started. Mostly meeting old friends and stuffs, so i'm not gonna blog about it.

However my dad took a WHOLE WEEK LEAVE AND CHOOSE TO STAY AT HOME DURING MY 2ND WEEK OF HOLIDAY!!

Anyone wanna come my house and have a good talk with my dad?

To be continued

2008-07-07T20:30:00.008+08:00

Just came back from Penang. Quite sad because we didn't have a cameraman around this time. Our cameraman was involved in the accident as mention on the previous post. He's practically lying down on his bed figuring how to solve his itchiness problem while we're gone to Penang. XD

While waiting for people to send me their photos, I shall upload some of the random photos I've captured along the journey.

Received a summon for speeding. >.<

Average toilet urinal for average guys with an average dick

Giant urinal for Extraordinary guys with a Humongous cock

I didn't know a halal dim sum would menceriakan hidup saya =.=

We did a 69 position last night ;)

Now I'm back to Subang, stoning. Bring me out!!

Speed does not kill, driver does.

2008-07-03T13:42:00.010+08:00

Once upon a time, in a land far far far away, there was a boy called Andrew. =.= *Actually not a land far far away, he just live one row behind my house*

Little Andrew had this destiny of breaking bones every now and then. If you're interested in some of his injuries, click here.

So, it was a friday afternoon, playing futsal, we got news from Ryan that Andrew was involved in a accident.

Being such good friend this is our reaction.

Me: Again? =/
Sam: Again?
Barney: Again?
Sean: wtf, again?
Calvyn: Harh, again ah?

And being such wonderful friends, we continued our futsal game. =)

Well, can blame us right? He'll be hospitalized almost every year. He even celebrated his 14th *or was it 15 or 16?* in a hospital.

Of cause we did visit him that night. And took a few pictures. =D

He was sleeping when we arrived.

The face.

The leg

The hand

The fingers

The poser =.=

He's eyes were itchy so the mother was helping him to take out the contact lenses.

Apparently the accident was not because he drove too fast ~~though he drives really fast~~ .

Andrew drove a bike for your info. It was because a dumb ass driver who wanted to turn left but stayed on the right lane. So Andrew tried to avoid the car however was forced to crash into another car. The irresponsible dumb ass driver sped off. Luckily the driver who Andrew bang was nice enough to send him to the hospital.

The morale of the story is: Drive a big car so that if people bang you, people die, you won't die.

Baby eating blood

2008-06-29T12:21:00.002+08:00

Sorry people for the lack of updates but i promise i'll update more once i'm done with my exam. One more subject left, and i'm free like a wild beast.

Found a question asked by a fellow in Yahoo!Answers.

Oh ya allah buddha ku, this must be the best question of all question asked in Yahoo!Answers.

If you're interested to read the responds for the question, here's the link.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080312093451AA0XK8B

OMG, a dracula baby is soon to be born. =)

I hate it

2008-06-24T09:26:00.002+08:00

I HATE IT

WHEN PEOPLE IS DONE WITH THEIR EXAMS

AND I'M NOT.

I WANNA GO OUT AND BE FREE LIKE AN ANIMAL!!

STUPID EXAMS... -.-

Cock

2008-06-20T13:06:00.005+08:00

Sorry for the lack of updates, exam starting next week. Have to start studying la, if i were to fail, RM3000++ to repeat each subject can?

Oh tuhan, please have mercy. Any donations just in case i fail?

T________T

Hancock will be released on 2nd July 2008. However some people played a little joke on Will Smith.

Anyone interested in a big cock or a fat cock superhero?

Made of honour

2008-06-16T18:29:00.004+08:00

Before starting the post, i would like to thank:

Sam, for fetching me and sherry to the dinner.
Sherry, for inviting me to the dinner.
Calvyn, for fetching me and sherry home after the dinner.
A few bloggers, whom i steal the pictures from but i forgot their links. -.-

Didnt bring my camera because i forgot to charge the batteries. =.=" So, all the pictures were copied from everywhere. Thank you to all the bloggers who took all these photos.

The moment me and sherry went it, there's this guy from JW Mariot asking me and sherry if we were getting married soon, as the hotel is having wedding dinner packages. =.="

Obviously we said no la, 19 year old wanna get married d meh. You know what the guy replied? "If you're getting married in the future, please do contact us."

You people out there, please tell me I do not look that old and is about to get married. Unless i made someone pregnant then dif story. wtf.

Event started with bunch of guys playing the bagpipe.
I can't stop laughing looking at their "skirts". -.-

A performance by a 14 year old boy and a 9 year old girl. Salsa dance.
Professional dancers can?

Food was okay, having Häagen-Dazs ice cream as dessert is heaven.
Hello, i poor kampung boy can? where got chance to eat such expensive ice cream.

On the left the married for 20 years couple,
Middle dont-know-getting-married-anot couple,
and on the right the just married couple.

They had this game for chosen couples to play.
Win or lose, they will still win a stay at JW mariot hotel.
Hmmmmm, i wonder what will they do for the rest of the night? =)

Get to meet alot of bloggers. And get to see the pretty bloggers like pinkpau and suet li with my bare eyes. XD

Su Ann aka pinkpau and Suet Li

Me, copykate, Sherry, Nuffnang co-founder timothy tiah and ren.

After the dinner, we were escorted to pavilion for the premier screening of Made of Honour. Somemore got police to help us to block the traffic wei. Feel so VIP. >.<

Was escorted by the pipebags to pavilion as well
Everyone, i mean everyone were looking at us as if we were having a parade. XD

The movie ended around 11.50pm. Walked around starhill, the girls camwhored. Went home after that.

First time going to such event and it will never be my last. =)

Update that foretells another update

2008-06-13T18:50:00.003+08:00

Well, i'm glad 20 out of 29 allow me to be on the road again. However, my car's steering wheel is spoiled so i can't drive still. =.=" No, i did not that bang anything that causes the damage of my steering wheel.

Went for an event organized by nuffnang for the bloggers. Having an exquisite 8 course dinner at JW Marriott KL which features various wedding themed performances and the movie premiere of Made of Honour right after the dinner.

The movie was great, will blog more about the dinner after i'm done stealing photos from other bloggers. XD

To drive or not to drive

2008-06-09T11:43:00.004+08:00

Okay, I've received damn alot complains for my friend ask me to stop driving. Good excuse huh? Since petrol is rising. XD

For the people who doesnt know, my record on the road were:

I destroy my bicycle when i was in form 1
I bang sam's car before i got my P license (Yes, i drive illegally.)
I bang my mother's car after i got my P license
Me and andrew was on his bike, went too fast, because i was too fat, it made andrew harder to steer the bike when we're at a sharp conner, we crashed.
I bang into a cactus when i was driving andrew's motorbike. May 08 2008. (Yes, i drove illegally again.)
I bang people's car number plate.

I'm a vehicle destroyer. -.-

Hire me to be a bus driver anyone? XD

History repeats itself

2008-06-07T20:09:00.005+08:00

Went sunway pyramid to catch a movie on the afternoon. Who know's the place was so freaking jam because they were having the summer splash party in Sunway Lagoon. Had a tour around Sunway Pyramid's parking for 20 mintues because it was so full. When i finally found a parking, i was so happy that i reverse without looking the car behind me.
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No prize guessing what happen next.
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BAMMMMM~ there goes the car's number plate. Yea, so i paid $20 bucks to the auntie to repair the car number plate. Luckily not even a scratch on my car's bumper. =)

Looking at the bright side.

Reached the cinema, decided to watch kung fu panda. As usual i missed the first 5 minutes of the movie.

I must admit, this show rocks. A show that will be enjoyed by children, teenagers or adults.