| Friday, March 4, 2011 | |

Dear parents: Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar, while Robin Hood was a thief. A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him. Cinderella snuck out of the house at night to attend a party.

Can you blame us? We were taught to rebel since... a young age