Camera, Lights, Action.

| Wednesday, November 26, 2008 | 1 comments |
Sorry for the lack of action in Bloggywood,
because I went for the new James Bond audition in Hollywood.

wtf.

Sorry for the lack of updates. Readers dropping like stock market in 1997. Government should implement the monetary and fiscal policy. wtf econs.

My finals had finally ended. Did badly i guess. Can't wait for the result to come out. And get screwed hard hard in the ass. T__T.

The end of a nightmare, a new beginning of another nightmare.


So yea, I'm back to my lifeless life. And will be updating the blog more frequently. depends.



I'm back to kiss ass babeh!!!

Who Am I?

| Tuesday, November 18, 2008 | 4 comments |
Failure.

Weak.

Lost.


862,378,423,234 random thoughts is going through my ordinary yet complicated brain.

A feeling of nausea from lack of sleep and stress.

Feel like a living dead.

Was looking into the mirror,

Image of someone, I saw.

Who? Me?

I don't know..................

Felt that I'm changing into someone else.

I thought I know myself well.

Not anymore.

Who am I?

Girls.

| Saturday, November 15, 2008 | 8 comments |
....................... (Gemala, 2008)


You say us guys are creatures with twisted minds.
I say you girls are complicated creations.

You're beautiful.
You're nice.
You're indescribable.

But I don't understand you.

If I say someone else is thin. You'll say I'm hinting you're fat.
If I say someone else is fat. You'll say I'm mean.
If I say someone else is pretty. You'll get jealous.
If I say you are pretty. You'll say you're not.

If I talk to a girl. You'll get jealous.
If you talk to a guy. I'm not suppose to feel anything.
If I'm flirting. You'll call me a player.
If you're flirting. You're socializing.

If I say I'm good at something. You'll say its nothing
If I say I'm lousy. You'll laugh at me.
If I say you're good at something. You'll say I'm lousy.
If I say you're lousy. You'll get angry.

Girl.

I don't know what to do with you.

But without you. I dont know what life will be..



DIY Elf Ears

| Saturday, November 8, 2008 | 14 comments |
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The girl in the picture look like copykate. O.O!

Wait, that's not the point.

Stare at the boobs.


Check out the elf ears.

I was wondering is there anyone with such ears exist in the world. So I've went googling about the existence of such ears.

There's actually ear surgeries to modify our normal average boring looking ears into something like this.

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But we know that surgeries means spending money right?

So why not make the ears with our own bare hands. =D

  1. Find a pair of scissors. The sharper the better. The scissors you have from kindergarten should be fine.

  2. Rub some alcohol on the ear. Take a few shots.

  3. Ask yourself, “Do I really want elf ears?” If the answer is no, repeat step 2, possibly alternating shots and bong hits. If both doesn't work go try ecstasy pills.

  4. Cut a triangular chunk out of your upper ear. You should be bleeding at this point.

  5. Sterilize a needle with a lighter, thread with fishing line or yarn, and sew your ear back together in the desired shape.

  6. Put some tape around your ear to hold it together and prevent strain on the stitches.

  7. Repeat steps 4 through 6 for the other ear.

  8. Take a picture, preferably topless.

  9. If you are a chick, send me that picture. If you are a dude, throw it away, I don’t care about your elf ears.

  10. If you are hot, I will marry you.

  11. Change your name to Zelda.

TA-DA!!, u should get something like this.



Kids, do try this at home if you don't have any money, and u wish to have elf ears.

Follow the guide, and u shall get a satisfactory result.

I shall not be held responsible for malfunctioning of the ears.

The guide was found here.

Random

| Wednesday, November 5, 2008 | 2 comments |


My final examination is coming up next.

Fooling around throughout the semester.

Time for a change.

I need to change. >.<

Face the book every single day.

(Face book Not
Facebook. )

Wont be updating much.

I don't update much by the way.

Give me all your luck if you don't need any. Thank you. =)

Dumb Fuck.

| Monday, November 3, 2008 | 4 comments |
To my beloved University:

I won't freaking rant about how de-motivated I am to study, how shit was the assignments I've submitted that it probably went into the lecturer's rubbish bin already. Because I just feel like complaining about other stuffs.


MY TUTOR SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK!!!!
SHE SUCKS LIKE HOW A PROSTITUTE SUCKS A DOG'S DICK!!
(basically the tutor suck.)

You know how we have assignments and small test throughout the semester right. Those were external marks to be added into our final exam's result.

Now, is almost the end of our semester. However. My smart ass tutor lost track of our marks. Apparently the data stored was lost or whatever (I don't care what was reason.).

What Da Fuck?!?!

HOW CAN SHE FUCKING LOST SUCH IMPORTANT DATA?

AND NOW THE DUMB FUCK MALAY FEMALE TUTOR (note: I'm not sexist nor racist.) WANTS US TO BRING BACK THE TEST PAPER SHE GRADED PREVIOUSLY TO RE-RECORD THE MARKS.

WTF!!!!

Aren't they suppose to have backups? When we student lost our assignments due to some computer error or whatever, we students who got blamed for our own fault not backup-ing the file or having virus in the system we were using.

WTF!!! (again.)

But I can't possibly tell all this to my tutor right? She probably fail me. =.="

IS SO UNFAIR!!!! T________________T!!!

The problem now is, how am i suppose to look for the test papers I've got back gazillion years ago.

I'm an angry beast now. Touch me. And I'll rape ur anus. Good bye.