Merry Belated Christmas

| Saturday, December 27, 2008 | 4 comments |
Christmas was amazingly sucks this year.

Not orgasmic at all.




Christmas.

A day where Santa Claus sneak into little kids' rooms.

Leaving his lonely wife in north pole masturbating.

He's a fucking pedophile.

A devious old drunk.

Stick a Christmas tree up his ass,

Ho ho, Fucking Ho.



Santa Claus, I'll be a good boy in 2009. =)
(As long you get me that remote.)

Random

| Friday, December 19, 2008 | 3 comments |


Sometimes, I just felt my life is exactly how my car runs.
(go figure out yourself what am I trying to say.)

Memories.

| Tuesday, December 16, 2008 | 0 comments |

Sorry for the lack of update. Outstation for the past few day.



Just feel like posting this picture because I actually did some effect on it!!

So bangga cause I'm an epic noob in photo editing.

Food for Thought

| Monday, December 8, 2008 | 13 comments |
Have you ever wondered,

if your mom,

kissed you goodnight,

after giving your dad,

a blow job?


You are now.

A Moment with my Kakiis

| Thursday, December 4, 2008 | 1 comments |
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Gunung Mat Cincang, 701m above sea level is where we hang out. =)

If you're wondering how we took a group picture on top of a hill with no one around,

13 ordinary brains came up with an extraordinary idea.

We hanged the camera on a tree.

Yes, on a tree. Credits to mother nature.

Being a bunch of football lovers, do notice the football we brought along.

The trip uphill wasn't that easy. It was raining quite heavily. We almost got lost. twice. =.=


Mountain hiking with slippers on. How about a round of applause?

Of cause we don't hang out on top of the mountain every time.

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Face painting hanging out session.

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Emo session.

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Beach side hanging out.

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Birthday celebration session.


What if your kakkiis/buddies never be there every time whenever you need them to be?

With kakiis, they connect all your buddies into a circle of friends, sharing pictures and videos thus getting latest from friends even though you've migrated to Mars.

I'm gonna connect them all, because they're all my buddies. =)



And I got the best buddies around.

Camera, Lights, Action.

| Wednesday, November 26, 2008 | 1 comments |
Sorry for the lack of action in Bloggywood,
because I went for the new James Bond audition in Hollywood.

wtf.

Sorry for the lack of updates. Readers dropping like stock market in 1997. Government should implement the monetary and fiscal policy. wtf econs.

My finals had finally ended. Did badly i guess. Can't wait for the result to come out. And get screwed hard hard in the ass. T__T.

The end of a nightmare, a new beginning of another nightmare.


So yea, I'm back to my lifeless life. And will be updating the blog more frequently. depends.



I'm back to kiss ass babeh!!!

Who Am I?

| Tuesday, November 18, 2008 | 4 comments |
Failure.

Weak.

Lost.


862,378,423,234 random thoughts is going through my ordinary yet complicated brain.

A feeling of nausea from lack of sleep and stress.

Feel like a living dead.

Was looking into the mirror,

Image of someone, I saw.

Who? Me?

I don't know..................

Felt that I'm changing into someone else.

I thought I know myself well.

Not anymore.

Who am I?

Girls.

| Saturday, November 15, 2008 | 8 comments |
....................... (Gemala, 2008)


You say us guys are creatures with twisted minds.
I say you girls are complicated creations.

You're beautiful.
You're nice.
You're indescribable.

But I don't understand you.

If I say someone else is thin. You'll say I'm hinting you're fat.
If I say someone else is fat. You'll say I'm mean.
If I say someone else is pretty. You'll get jealous.
If I say you are pretty. You'll say you're not.

If I talk to a girl. You'll get jealous.
If you talk to a guy. I'm not suppose to feel anything.
If I'm flirting. You'll call me a player.
If you're flirting. You're socializing.

If I say I'm good at something. You'll say its nothing
If I say I'm lousy. You'll laugh at me.
If I say you're good at something. You'll say I'm lousy.
If I say you're lousy. You'll get angry.

Girl.

I don't know what to do with you.

But without you. I dont know what life will be..



DIY Elf Ears

| Saturday, November 8, 2008 | 14 comments |
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The girl in the picture look like copykate. O.O!

Wait, that's not the point.

Stare at the boobs.


Check out the elf ears.

I was wondering is there anyone with such ears exist in the world. So I've went googling about the existence of such ears.

There's actually ear surgeries to modify our normal average boring looking ears into something like this.

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But we know that surgeries means spending money right?

So why not make the ears with our own bare hands. =D

  1. Find a pair of scissors. The sharper the better. The scissors you have from kindergarten should be fine.

  2. Rub some alcohol on the ear. Take a few shots.

  3. Ask yourself, “Do I really want elf ears?” If the answer is no, repeat step 2, possibly alternating shots and bong hits. If both doesn't work go try ecstasy pills.

  4. Cut a triangular chunk out of your upper ear. You should be bleeding at this point.

  5. Sterilize a needle with a lighter, thread with fishing line or yarn, and sew your ear back together in the desired shape.

  6. Put some tape around your ear to hold it together and prevent strain on the stitches.

  7. Repeat steps 4 through 6 for the other ear.

  8. Take a picture, preferably topless.

  9. If you are a chick, send me that picture. If you are a dude, throw it away, I don’t care about your elf ears.

  10. If you are hot, I will marry you.

  11. Change your name to Zelda.

TA-DA!!, u should get something like this.



Kids, do try this at home if you don't have any money, and u wish to have elf ears.

Follow the guide, and u shall get a satisfactory result.

I shall not be held responsible for malfunctioning of the ears.

The guide was found here.

Random

| Wednesday, November 5, 2008 | 2 comments |


My final examination is coming up next.

Fooling around throughout the semester.

Time for a change.

I need to change. >.<

Face the book every single day.

(Face book Not
Facebook. )

Wont be updating much.

I don't update much by the way.

Give me all your luck if you don't need any. Thank you. =)

Dumb Fuck.

| Monday, November 3, 2008 | 4 comments |
To my beloved University:

I won't freaking rant about how de-motivated I am to study, how shit was the assignments I've submitted that it probably went into the lecturer's rubbish bin already. Because I just feel like complaining about other stuffs.


MY TUTOR SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK!!!!
SHE SUCKS LIKE HOW A PROSTITUTE SUCKS A DOG'S DICK!!
(basically the tutor suck.)

You know how we have assignments and small test throughout the semester right. Those were external marks to be added into our final exam's result.

Now, is almost the end of our semester. However. My smart ass tutor lost track of our marks. Apparently the data stored was lost or whatever (I don't care what was reason.).

What Da Fuck?!?!

HOW CAN SHE FUCKING LOST SUCH IMPORTANT DATA?

AND NOW THE DUMB FUCK MALAY FEMALE TUTOR (note: I'm not sexist nor racist.) WANTS US TO BRING BACK THE TEST PAPER SHE GRADED PREVIOUSLY TO RE-RECORD THE MARKS.

WTF!!!!

Aren't they suppose to have backups? When we student lost our assignments due to some computer error or whatever, we students who got blamed for our own fault not backup-ing the file or having virus in the system we were using.

WTF!!! (again.)

But I can't possibly tell all this to my tutor right? She probably fail me. =.="

IS SO UNFAIR!!!! T________________T!!!

The problem now is, how am i suppose to look for the test papers I've got back gazillion years ago.

I'm an angry beast now. Touch me. And I'll rape ur anus. Good bye.

| Friday, October 31, 2008 | 19 comments |
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Is amazing discovering the different kind of people in this world.

I just find this particular individual quite amusing. =P

Sometimes.


Happy Deepavali.

| Monday, October 27, 2008 | 6 comments |
Disclaimer: This post has no intention of offending anyone, any race, any religion or anything.



HAPPY DEEPAVALI

TO ALL MY INDIANS BROTHERS FROM ANOTHER MOTHER.

AND BROTHERS WHO CELEBRATES DEEPAVALI AS WELL.

=)



A msn conversation months ago with my beloved indian friend Sutesh.

5ut3s# says:

i am here

5ut3s# says:

ur buddha

| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:

apa sal buddha saya begitu hitam ni..

| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:

babi ah.. =D

5ut3s# says:

sohai

5ut3s# says:

real buddha actually was black as fuck

5ut3s# says:

cause he was from india

5ut3s# says:

not china

5ut3s# says:

after centuries

5ut3s# says:

u ppl modify his image made him fairier

5ut3s# says:

so dont simply think buddha is yellow

5ut3s# says:

his actually BLACK

5ut3s# says:

dont mess

| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:

OMWTFBBQ..................................................................

| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:

i forgot that..

| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:

you even noe more about my religion..

| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:

you rock la brother..

| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:

i noe hindu, the god looks like elephant.. from jungle ah?

| mr. weng | Oh my Buddha, where are you? says:

=.="

5ut3s# says:

no no

5ut3s# says:

actually normal head

5ut3s# says:

but then i dont know why the fuck

5ut3s# says:

got elephant




Buddha is black afterall. o.O!!


Thank you my Indian friend.

Because of your race.

We have more public holiday!

I May Be Wrong

| Tuesday, October 21, 2008 | 1 comments |
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We were always given choices in life. To decide. Left turn or right turn. A choice where we might ended up getting hurt.

Some people choose to not decide at all, afraid of what lies ahead.

Most of the people will say, "Not to do decide at all, time will decide itself. What if you make a wrong choice? Ignorance is a bliss. bla bla bla."

But I've made a choice. Taking the risk.

And I've never regretted what I've decided so far.

The only thing I've regretted is there are things that I've choose not to decide.

Despite getting hurt sometimes, things often turns out not as bad as you think after all.

Is like an achievement in life. Being satisfied with our own decision.

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See? it wouldn't been that bad.


I am still here

| Monday, October 20, 2008 | 1 comments |
Good morning~ Haven been updating something interesting lately.

And now no one reads it anymore.

*cries and run around in pentagon shape*

Waking up in the early morning to finish up my assignment. Class starting in 3 hours time.

I hate assignments. (It's like 3982723485 times I'm telling everyone this.)

I hate classes.

I hate school.

Because is just so............... daily?

And complaining has been my daily routine. >.<

Back to work. kthxbai.

I hate, I love.

| Tuesday, October 14, 2008 | 7 comments |

Love, Hate?

I Hate:

·Myself

When I swore I will start my "bertaubat" program, I ended up slacking.
That's why I'm here. Blogging.


·Assignments.

I have been so busy these days. Making love with assignments.
I barely have time for myself.
I don't have the time to love myself anymore. wtf.


·Brainless Idiots on the road

I am not brainless nor idiot. I'm just reckless. =X

I'm talking about those people who don't know how to drive properly.

SIMPLY CUT LINE NO SIGNAL.

WORSE, lim pek slow down for him to cut, the fellow slowed down as well because he was too afraid to cut.

AND WHEN I DECIDED NOT TO LET HIM CUT, HE FREAKING CUT INTO THE LANE AND ALMOST BANG ME.


·My Neighbours. Both of them.

Imagine sleeping at 6am, and you got the drilling noises right beside your ears at 8am.
I swear the noise makes me thinks that actually there is something inside my head drilling.
Can't they freaking bomb it instead of drilling? =.=

·Certain races.

I'm racist. Screw me.
I'm so racist that I even hate my own race. Chinese.
Sometimes they're just so inconsiderate.
Don't ask me why. Because i said so.



Enough for the hating.

Love is in the air anyway. Because I Got You.

You know who you are. =)

Simple. Quick. Out.

| Tuesday, October 7, 2008 | 4 comments |
Class started and is so no fun because assignment due dates are catching up. Because I'm not running. (Lol wtf. lame. =.=)

A little update on what I've been doing during my holidays.


Being a little gay.


Erm. Maybe a little more gay-er.


Meeting Anis from Penang. And a small gathering of a few bloggers.
And I let a 15 year old girl drove my car that night. Almost died. =.=


Celebrated our secondary school friend's belated birthday. A detailed post here.


House bunny premiere.


Makan babi bersama-sama dengan acey, wetwetwater, sherry dan su ling.


Liquor is spelled Likeur in Win Keat's dictionary.



Back to assignments. kthxbai.

House Bunny Premiere Screening

| Thursday, October 2, 2008 | 7 comments |
Thanks CopyKate for the ticket.

Thanks ChrissThoo, CathyC, SuperWilson for the photos.


Thanks Nuffnang for the event.




Woke up at 9am to wake Sherry up. Unfortunately, her phone was being stupid and I can't reach her.

So the day started with me YELLING IN FRONT OF SHERRY'S HOUSE. =D

Is not fun ya know. Standing under the hot sun for almost 15 minutes and keep yelling Sherry's name. Her neighbor came out, saw me yelling, I apologized, but she said it was okay. So a lot of guys must have done the same thing too i guess. XD

Being a vain fellow like me. I went to cut my hair because sherry asked me to just to look good for the Nuffnang gathering later.

When I was cutting my hair, a cute girl came into the saloon. At that time, something between my leg was vibrating like mad. It was the phone.

CathyC the barbarian sms-ed my phone. Unable to reply the message because I can't reach the phone in my pants. Then, being such an adorable barbarian, she spammed some more and the phone which was between my leg, vibrated more. XD

Pick up Sherry and met up with Kelvin a.k.a WetWetWater and CathyC at the Curve.

Italiannies is where we had lunch.

RedBox is where we had fun.


Sherry on the right.


Kelvin on the left.


Yours truly. I'm the guy btw. =.=


Pics were all stolen from CathyC's blog. That's why all the pictures contain her ugly face.

Went for a dinner gathering at Manhattan Fish Market. CathyC went off to join her friends for dinner.


Kelvin and Mua


SuperWilson, Sherry, Zoe


ChrisThoo, EV, SuperWilson, Sherry, Zoe


Went to collect the tickets after the dinner. Bunch of bloggers already having their camwhore festival started.


(Cheez, ChrissThoo, CathyC, Sherry, EV, Zoe, SuperWilson, Karena, Ren)
I iz the camera man. T_T!!



Ringo from MDG and EV.


Me acting chio posing wif the pink house bunny bag and CathyC.


Me, Sherry, Zoe, Chris.


Me and Sherry.



The Movie.


A very enjoyable bimbotic movie. Recommended. Rate it 7/10 because not enough bunnies in action la. XD


Slow Mo

| Monday, September 29, 2008 | 0 comments |
Saw this picture.

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Look at the amount of program he opened. No wonder he got the ads. LOL.

Next Week

| Thursday, September 25, 2008 | 0 comments |
will be my holiday! Finally.

For almost 3 month, waking up at 9am and get ready for class is a total pain in the ass. Every single time I step into the class, I wish that classmates of mine would tell me the lecturer fell into a drain and got washed away therefore class canceled wtf. Class is so boring can?

I know classes are meant for you to learn something new and all, but heck, I'm losing the interest of going class already. Every time stepping into the class at 10am, everyone will be sitting quietly waiting for the lecturer to enter. I've NEVER ever seen any of my classmates in uni this semester goofing around before. Only study, study, study.


Okay i know my class isn't that bad. But is just too boring. I don't mind being chased by bunch of stray dogs whenever i go out rather then rotting in class, dreaming about absolute nothingness (wtf is there such word?)

I get pissed off easily lately.

Got back my test result recently. This friend of mine scored quite good result, and he saw my result as well. Another friend came by and ask how was our result.

&@*#%. You know what he answered?

"Oh, I did quite badly la. But at least I'm a lot better than those people who scored lower than me."

KNN. And he look at me and say sorry after that. If I were given some sort of power, I would have turn his wee wee into a pussy.

I was so pissed of okay, maybe it wasn't done intentionally, but the feeling sucks ya know, being embarrassed in front of a friend.

Uhhhh, maybe I should just start preparing for my finals before more of my friends would be laughing at me if I were to retake the same paper next semester.


Damn, I'm dying.

Just a piece of me.

| Tuesday, September 23, 2008 | 1 comments |
Okay people. Sorry for the lack of updates. Sent my CPU for repair. In the mean time. A video to entertain you people.

Most of the girls like muscular don't they? Check out the video and you girls out there would prefer a skinny dude like me instead. XD




Went for the Mama Mia premiere screening, shall blog update as soon as i start stealing photos from everyone. XD

A good news

| Thursday, September 18, 2008 | 2 comments |

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm feeling excited,
Because I'm going for the Mama Mia premiere screening Wooohooooo~!!



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"Mama Mia, I got the tickets!! My my, how can I thank you?"

Thank you Nuffnang. =)

Very Beautiful Lady Boy

| Sunday, September 14, 2008 | 7 comments |
I think I'm falling in love with transgenders aka tranny.

After reading my previous post, a friend of mine sent me an e-mail of a very beautiful tranny which millions of perverted guys would die for her.

Introducing.



Real Name: Treechada Marnyaporn
Nickname: Nong Poy
Height : 171 cm
Weight : 48 kg
Measurement: 33 – 24 – 36
Occupation : Actress, Singer, Model
Awards received:
Miss Tiffany 2004
Miss International Queen 2004




Poy, a Thai, changing sex at the age of 17, enjoyed high reputation in Thailand since winning Miss Tiffany Competition (some sort of tranny beauty contest). During one of her interview, she tell her story after having sex changing operation. She won the crown of Miss Tiffany beauty contest at the age of 19.

During a talk show, she said that when she was small, she used to think of becoming a girl, but in-front of her parents, she had to pretend as a man. She felt disgusted of her ‘male organ’, so at the age of 17, she went for the sex change surgery and since that, she felt as if she is a new born.

Recently, Poy is promoting some slimming products and has taken some sexy photo shots in Thailand. Her reputation keeps on growing as she has been a hot topics on the Internet among those South East Asians.













Let me read your mind.

"She is not a tranny, she is not a tranny, she is not a tranny. Nooooooooo!!!"

More pics. XD!!

















Anyone interested of flying to Bang cock Bangkok to meet her?