Merry Christmas Everyone..

| Tuesday, December 25, 2007 | 0 comments |
I know it has been ages since i update any interesting post, sorry la.. too busy.. >.<

Long long time ago ….

At Christmas night a girl saw the Santa Clouse and ask Santa that she want a brother as this year Christmas present…

Then the Santa said, “Send your mom to my house then your wish will come true to you.. Hohoho”.

He laid her on the table.


So white and clean and bare.

He touched her neck then felt her breast, then felt her thighs.

The slit was wet and all was set.

The hole was wide.He looked inside, all was darked and murky.

He rubbed his hands and strechted his arms











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And he stuffed the turkey. -.-"

Merry Christmas!!



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=)

I'm back.

| Tuesday, December 18, 2007 | 0 comments |
If you're wondering where I've been..

I'm working part time at some place..

Almost got lost in a jungle at Langkawi..

Linking my soul with Online Games.. -.-

Too lazy to blog anyway..
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Now, I am back, FEAR ME!!!! =.="

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Polis kata jangan.

| Saturday, November 10, 2007 | 0 comments |
UMNO meeting can be entertaining.. =)
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A must watch video....
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A sibeh farnie video..
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Enjoy..
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I've screwed up my math

| Friday, November 9, 2007 | 0 comments |
I think the math question screwed me up more, my maximum mark for math is going to be just a passing mark... =(

Math is a bitch, the bitchest among bitches.
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"We were together since we were young"

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"I thought we were friends"

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

3 more subjects to go.. Countdown to freedom mate!!!

Project A17 for Econs launched!!

Guys just can't stand HOT CHICK

| Saturday, November 3, 2007 | 0 comments |
If a man is given a choice of three women, the first being sophisticated and brainy, the second being motherly and caring, and the third one just sleeps around.

Who will the guy choose?

Answer: He will choose the girl with the biggest breast.

water or girl



Let’s take a test.

Below are some photos of young sexy ladies.

Now what I want you to do, as difficult as it may be glance through these photos swiftly

(not more than 2 seconds for each photo).

Ready?

Begin.


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Okay, finish..
Now do not scroll up.

I am going to ask some questions and you can TRY to answer.

Question 1:How many girls in the above pictures wore a necklace?
Or you were staring at the boobs?

Question 2:Do you remember any of the girls has gloves on?
Or you only remember how short their skirts are?

Question 3:Is there any girl with short hair (neck-length) in the photos?
You sure?

Have your answered yet?

Okay now scroll up to check if you have answered correctly
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Did you even get ONE correct answer (guessing doesn’t count) ?
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Halloweeeen.. *poof*

| Monday, October 29, 2007 | 0 comments |

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Well, i think the picture above me is scary enough for children..

Finals coming, wont be updating much. i don't update much though. Wish me luck people...

Albus Dumb-Bell-Door

| Monday, October 22, 2007 | 0 comments |
To all Harry Potter Fans,

J.K Rowling had made a shocking announcement on 19th October, in New York City.

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This is Albus Dumbledore, headmaster of the Hogwarts witchcraft and wizard school, a powerful wizard, a wise and serious looking man..

However, J.K. Rowling revealed that, he, Albus Dumbledore is GAY!!

YES, He is HOMOSEXUAL according to J.K. Rowling.

Quote from the source:

When asked by a fan if Dumbledore ever loved anyone, J.K. Rowling replied that... Dumbledore was gay. Reports from the scene say a hush fell over the crowd and then it broke out in applause, to which J.K. replied that if she had known that would be the response, she would've revealed her thoughts on Dumbledore earlier.She went on to say that while she was reading Steve Kloves' script for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, she came across a passage in which Dumbledore was reminiscing about past loves, and she corrected it by crossing it out and scrawling "Dumbledore is gay" in the margin.


Imagine Albus Dumbledore were gonna hump Harry Potter in the next episode of Harry Potter. Or maybe humping an animal or worst, humping a monster...

A scene of Albus Dumbledore being humped by someone/something would be entertaining perhaps? It will show how weak Dumbledore is when he's craving for sexual desires. O_O"

Perhaps their next Harry Potter movie wouldnt be following J.K Rowling's book,


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I hope people will think of Dumbledore having sex and wanking and doing blowjobs and surfing porn instead of considering Dumbledore the wisest man on earth. =)

If you people still doesnt believe of what i've said go look into October 21st The Star newspaper.

Indiano? No Indiano..

| Tuesday, October 9, 2007 | 0 comments |

An indian song with subtitle..

Attention seekers

| Friday, October 5, 2007 | 0 comments |
To: Han

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You've always said bloggers are attention seekers, lack of attention and stuffs.. Well.. i wanna show you what is a real attention seeker. Check out the URL http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Zaid_Ibrahim

HAPPY 18-th BIRTHDAY GAN HAN WEI!!
you're legal now, but joann is not.. =)
Love,
-tw-

6B reunion

| Sunday, September 30, 2007 | 0 comments |
6B is my primray school class...

It all started when Han Xin had this idea of having a reunion wif Jessica, Joel and Jue Liene..

somehow words were spreaded and quite a number of people came..

Can't recognise a few of them, and i forgot jessica's name.. XD

This times reunion was a bit different because we got Han Xin, *he can't lepak before form 5, therefore he never attended any reunion so far*

So this is the only time we had Han Xin for our reunion, how unfortunately, quite a number of people cant come..

Most of the conversation were started with a simple question..

"How are you ah? Where are you studying ah? How's SPM ah?"

Below is a conversation of Han Xin, Jue Liene, Jessica, And Hon Kitt
(Copied From Jue Liene's blog.. =P)
han xin: i got a for add math man
jueliene: i pass only la. good enough man
han xin: chemistry ok la.a man
jueliene: i don't know la. i opened the damn paper i see a ginger.
everyone: ahahahah, shit man
han xin: bio i got c man
jess: ya la. sad man
jueliene: i got c too
hon kitt: yea man, i didn't take bio. -.-"

Some went arcade, and went home after that..

The leftovers were Han Xin, Xin Bei, Jessica, Jue Liene, Hon Kitt, Sok Yi*some girl from 6C* and me..


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Thank You Jue Liene for the photos

Weeeeeeeee~

| Saturday, September 29, 2007 | 0 comments |

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My face looks exactly like that right now... exam's over, but i bet the result is going to be really baaddddd...

Self Abuse Matriculation = S.A.M.

| Tuesday, September 25, 2007 | 0 comments |
3 down, 2 more to go...

Accounting paper was like a serial killer, it killed almost half of the SAM-ians i bet...

i wonder why do i take SAM at the first place...

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SAM is like a course that kills you slowly... T_T

I shall *poof* and join the meepos..

| Thursday, September 20, 2007 | 0 comments |

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1. You study

2. You studied

3. You studied untill you feel like you don't have to study anymore..

SAM trials is starting tomorrow...



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Math is driving me Crazeeeeeeeeee~

Haven do revision for any other subjects yet, i'm so dead....... so so dead......

Someone please pull me out from this world..

Weird-o

| Monday, September 17, 2007 | 0 comments |

Don't really have time to update la... a short video to entertain you people first..

Trials coming this Friday, i'm so dead..

Study study study.... BORING~ >.<

While waiting....

| Monday, September 10, 2007 | 0 comments |
This week is going to be a harsh week for me..

Monday: Finish IT project, pass up, no extension

Tuestday: Finish up pass year trials paper?

Wednesday: Math Common Test, Moral Test

Thursday: Math test, IT skill test

Friday: Math test, Pass up accounts assignment..

=(


Will update on day 2 of Penang next week..

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Love,
Gay Lord tw

Long long time ago, when my blog was not updated..

| Saturday, September 8, 2007 | 0 comments |
Once Upon A Time, there was a dumb ass lazy indon blogger who never update his blog - me has now decided to update the blog.. I'm extremely sorry for the inconvenience caused.. =)

I'll start on where i left off... 4th June... The day we going to Penang, woke up early, reach pudu... get a bus ticket.. off we go...


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TOP: me, sam, win keat

BTM: Yih Haur a.k.a Barney, Han a.k.a LAND MINE FACE

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The Guy In Blue: Sean Yap (Camera Man)

Before i start my grandma story, i would like to thank sean for providing us a camera, sent me all the photos, being a cameraman, means not being in the photo, so is a big big sacrifice lor~

so yea, THANK YOU SEAN~

After bloody 5 hours sitting in the bus, 4 and a half hours of my time in bus was tahan kencing, GOD, so blardy 'san fu' okay.... and that win keat hit me in the stomach somemore, almost pee in the bus..



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When you're in KL, loan sharks are known as lintah darat, In Penang, Taxi drivers are the leeches.. Sucking your money like no bodies business.. Get a car and drive there if any of you are going penang next time... We spend maybe 50 bucks and more just for taxi, imagine how much food i can eat with 50 bucks in Penang.

First day....

Looking for a place to stay....

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A cheap and low-cost hotel, was what we planned earlier...

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But after discussion.... We decided to find a better one.. maybe some buildings which looks more modern,

not buildings that looks like it had been through world war 2 and survived....




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Made a stop at bayview hotel, the price was quite... cut throat, so we moved on, took a few photos before leaving.. hahaha..



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So, we decided the stay at Gurney Hotel, which is much more better, and is not too expensive since Han Wei's friend's parent paid for us using his credit card and which gave us the price cut for our stay.. Of cause we paid the parents laa..

Checking in.....



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Barney: Check Out the guy's ass at the reception wei~

Sam: Oh My Gawd, Can i go squeeze them?

Our room..

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The Moment we went in, we were quite amazed by the room... is quite big, the bath tub even have jacuzzi, and the best part was.....


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It has visible glass window beside the bath tub. imagine you brought your girlfriend and watch her bath...

Some other pictures in the hotel room...


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Gaying around =)

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While someone were bathing................

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Jacuzzi without foam is a dangerous thing to do, especially you have 5 guys in the room, holding a camera, doing nothing...

Peeee kaaaa boooOOO~

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If you're wondering what it looks like... it looks like this..


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Yes... it looks exactly like a Spore Fungus/Alga/Kudis/You-Name-It

That night, went to Gurney Drive to hunt for food and some girls...


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A perfect competition hawker centre, so many people.. tapi leng lui 10 fingers can count finish d..

The foods there terlampau-lampau banyak la...



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And i found something interesting food, something which i only see in Penang...

Fried chicken skin... -.-




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Unhealthy, but taste quite nice though...


Day 2....

To be Continued...